Not Enough Adjectives

Hello Everybody:

I have something to say about adjectives.  Adjectives about Donald Trump. You know what adjectives are…the part of speech that describes a person or a thing.

Adjectives can be positive, like an honest politician. Or they can be negative, like a shithole country, or nasty Meghan Markle. Those negative adjectives were used by Trump. He’s always calling people names: Crooked Hillary…creepy, sleepy Joe Biden. As for himself, he says he’s a stable genius.

Now this man is testing our English. His critics have nearly run out of negative adjectives for his behavior and policies. He has been called everything but a “son of God.” They have been bad adjectives.

You know we may have to go to another language and borrow some. Like Spanish: presidente muy malo, or French, mauvais president; or Russian? plockhoy prezident.

Isn’t it a shame that this is the first President in U.S. history that is so bizarre he is even challenging the English language.

Until next time.